ALL THREE THAT STILL LOVE CHRIS BROWN! Because they = All Jezebel readers.

I finally defriended a FB friend who would not stop posting pics of him as her profile pic (and went to every single one of his concerts when he came through her town). I just... don’tfuckinggetit.

For a moment, I read John Barrowman. Then saw the mistake and went “meh.”

I hate it when it’s soggy and limp. The crispier, the better...

And apparently, they’ve learned enough about Islam to know that they don’t eat bacon... but the rest is too difficult to read, I’m guessing.

Meaning, most of Guns N’ Roses will show up, wait around for Axl Rose to do something, get boo’ed off the stage, and make headlines again for 15 minutes.

Born to shop!

Your ironic trolling delights me

First off, who is saying that these shirts are “offensive?”

Me too. I’m really stunned. I hope it’s not true, but if it is... holy shit.

These people apparently don’t read marketing and PR studies. This type of pathos-ridden drivel is the least effective when it comes to getting people to enact change.

Jared Leto is like the crossfit of DC villains. He makes me want to kill my FB feed. Or my Io9.

Goddamit. I came here to bitch and say something shitty. And you just owned all the shit. Literally.

Glad she’s making money off being a complete dick to people.

At one point, Charlie asked her if she was one of those women who believed in equality but wouldn’t identify a a feminist. And she said something like, “who would say that? Why would someone say that’s? Yes, I’m a feminist.”

I knowrite?

totes!

Why don’t you make another post about how you walked out after 15 minutes but the tickets were free?

I can’t wait to run over to the Red Pill and share this wonderful news. Then, engaging in a fervent internet circle jerk while my awakened posse-members begin a thread entitled, “Wimminz be lyin’ bout the rapes again, bros.”