My mom told me, “Just look at you. You’re so big you can barely fit through the door.” I had gained 75 lb after being on prednisone. I did eventually take it off, and boy, she had compliment after compliment for me then.

Because the Heidi thing on Gawker doesn’t make people want to ragebarf?

Alaric from TVD in a past life. Eeesh.

Meh. I stopped watching when they started doing the, “OMG, look, it’s a guest star from some random SHOW, EVERYONE!”

Isn’t tha disrespectful to wear an actual flag like that? Or is it not a whole flag?

We should totes take care of our own homeless first. Like TOTES.

Why the fuck is this framed as a “War on Christmas?”

We don’t have really any opportunity to do things on our own. Or to have date nights or whatnot. Just doesn’t happen. Can’t afford a babysitter. Can’t find someone for overnights at this point. (Not a lot of support/family around.)

You rock. :)

Consider default parenthood. The mother is usually the “Default parent.” It’s not even that the workload is doled out as close to 50/50 as it can get (trust me, men are doing a shitload more than they did in the past). It’s that it’s still assumed that the mother takes care of certain things.

Me every time I hear about this movie being remade:

It’s always funny when they break out the SJW rhetoric. You kind of tilt your head and go, “awww, those are big words and big ideas! Here’s a cookie!”

I just love that response. “I’m married to/dating/know an African American person, so I’m totes not racist.”

Relatively unknown? Fuggin’ Magneto is unknown? wtfuxor?

I literally LOLed so hard that I scared someone sitting next to me at work.

I will totes fit right in.

I’m not having a whole lot of confidence in these guys knowing what a clit is or what to do with it.