Consider default parenthood. The mother is usually the “Default parent.” It’s not even that the workload is doled out as close to 50/50 as it can get (trust me, men are doing a shitload more than they did in the past). It’s that it’s still assumed that the mother takes care of certain things.

Me every time I hear about this movie being remade:

I’m with you. The story looks like ass.

You know he is probably dead, but maybe there is a junior Mr. Muggles. He was a good breeding dog after all!

It’s always funny when they break out the SJW rhetoric. You kind of tilt your head and go, “awww, those are big words and big ideas! Here’s a cookie!”

I just love that response. “I’m married to/dating/know an African American person, so I’m totes not racist.”

But I like them played that way. Then I know they’re coming.

More like he thought, “I want to look like I casually just threw this on...” And just couldnt pull it off.

Are those sweatpants or zubaz?

I think you pretty much summed up what I loathe about this.

Like a late 1980s “Hook” extra reject with douchebag tattoos?

Every time I see him as the Joker, I think, “Trying too hard there, honey.” Like... in a Tyra Banks kind of way.

I AM SO WITH YOU

And hires an actress with lushious, black, super black hair... that will be covered with a bad blonde wig.

Only if we have Danny Elfman oompa loompa music and Depp smiling in a “weird” way and acting eccentric.

Relatively unknown? Fuggin’ Magneto is unknown? wtfuxor?