Yeah, GoT just keeps pussing out on killing characters. AmIRITE?

That man and his tiny little friend on the VOICE ain’t gonna keep me down! Nobody wants a Levine baby!

Best comment ever.

It’s a gossip post. We’re going to “moralize” FFS.

Yep. And no, ladies . . . you’re not going to be THE ONE to make him change.

I get that it sucks.

You’re not. My 8 year old would have difficulty handling a toddler and she’s pretty self-reliant and assertive. Toddlers are like herding cats. Multiple cats.

They were effective for me, but I had really negative experience with it. Getting it in was a horrific experience and VERY painful.

Mmm, kissing cigarette mouth is so hot.

Here are all the shits I can find for you, Scott Walker.

I have the Chinese character for “strength” on the back of my neck. Had it done back in 1990. And I love the shit out of it. Fuck haters.

what the actual fuck?

Is she the one who would not

Yeah, because in order to “BE A REAL MAN,” you have to shit your pants over a football play, slap your head until you black out when the opposing team scores, and dry hump the fire hydrant outside when your “boys” make the playoffs.

It’s not lost on me that people who usually buy hummers are in the douchebag or dickwank category of human being. (Most, not all.)

Deadmau5 is awesome. And you can kill him in Goat Simulator and gain his magical ears.

I’m just not interested in Leto. In any way. I see him and want to ragebarf.

I don’t know much about this to be honest. Interested in knowing more. Any links you can share?

Dear Husband,

artichokes cause seriously smelly farts. Like.. I take your cabbage and raise you a million fart points.