what the actual fuck?

Is she the one who would not

Yeah, because in order to “BE A REAL MAN,” you have to shit your pants over a football play, slap your head until you black out when the opposing team scores, and dry hump the fire hydrant outside when your “boys” make the playoffs.

It’s not lost on me that people who usually buy hummers are in the douchebag or dickwank category of human being. (Most, not all.)

Deadmau5 is awesome. And you can kill him in Goat Simulator and gain his magical ears.

I’m just not interested in Leto. In any way. I see him and want to ragebarf.

I don’t know much about this to be honest. Interested in knowing more. Any links you can share?

Dear Husband,

artichokes cause seriously smelly farts. Like.. I take your cabbage and raise you a million fart points.

To heck with the haters. He seems to love what he does and people watch. And he’s hot. He makes me feel like a dirty old cougar.

If ya DON’T LIKE HOBBY LOBBY’S ANTI WOMEN’S HEALTH POLICIES, then JUST DON’T WORK THERE!

I kind of want to see these “studies” that claim that boys’ literacy and academic skills don’t improve over the summer.

Actually, I imagine right wing outrage boners to sound more like “wome womp” than buzzing. But that is just me.

It’s okay, they’ll have a kick starter up in no time to recover the cost

My only issue here is that this kid being eight won’t stop the homophobic asshats from ripping into him. And as as a parent, I would worry about his safety. Like, would one of these KKK motherfuckers try try to find him?

Fine if she doesn’t care but to hell with anyone who thinks their indifference needs to transfer to anyone else.

yeah, when did they all become cast-off republicans who thought ye olde Reagan party was going soft, so they had to amp up the misogyny and racism?

I kind of figured there would be much pants-pooping on part of the MRA. I’m sure GamerGate fellas are equally as incontinent. I suggest butt kegals.

While they’re at it, can they fix that iodine, smelly foot, alfalfa-barf smell that greets me every time I walk in?

Long distance relationship. I left the area to go to college for two years. Wrote me and explained how he took his boat from Maine to the UK as some sort of nautical spirit walk, and just had to find himself for three months. Oops, forgot to call or email.