I agree. What’s fucked up is that if these guys were caught by police, I imagine they’d be considered “sex offenders” for the rest of their lives if convicted of some lame shit.

Yeah, cilantro is a must. Dudes be haters who don’t do the cilantro. Fuck that.

I put mayo in mine, but just a little for creaminess and a little tangy flavor.

I’m just kind of sick of the big UBER BURRITO these days. I see places everywhere doing this and I’m kind of over it.

That sounds pretty good. I put lemon instead of lime in it. And only fresh cilantro. Some onions in there as well. I did have it with pomegranite at a restaurant in Arizona and it was motherfucking godly. Just can’t find those around here off season. I add in like 1/2 teaspoon of mayo and a full teaspoon of sour cream…

Intolerance is one thing. Maybe you puke, maybe you have explosive poop.

He told me I’d never be a writer. I became a writer. Got published.

Goddamned Blaire. Fuck him.

Long distance relationship. Found out he had moved in with his ex wife. Hacked his FB and saw that he’d been talking to an assload of other women online (met a few of them—including my friend from grade school).

Lucien Greaves

At least we don’t see the blurry frame on each side. I want to punch the motherfucker who invented that.

That’s a damn good idea.

Who the fuck are these assholes telling parents what their kids should/should not put in their lunches? I have a child in grade school and I cannot fathom receiving a letter or email that explains exactly how many fruits/vegetables I need to include in my kid’s lunch.

I don't know who Brock Wilbur is, but I want to have his baby. INSIDE a Hot Topic.

“My favorite though, was when I overheard a new employee who was prepping cucumbers and talking to the dish washer. She thought it was really dishonest that we said some of our sandwiches were vegetarian or vegan when they contained cucumber. The dishwasher was confused and said that cucumbers were vegetables. The…

Nothing like imagining a bunch of 60-year-old cougars pawing at douchey male servers who look like walking herpes.

Fail at everything. Turn in your person badge. Thx.

7th grade - 1983. Scared the hell out of me. Some gorgeous, popular guy said I had a “fine ass,” then when I turned around to look at him, he cringed and told me I was “the ugliest person he’d ever seen.”

What the holy fuck. Is this a real face?