Okay, you know the only reason Ollie and Felicity were “allowed” to get it on is because Ollie is essentially going to be mind-fracked and turned into an unlovable monster. And we’ll go through the whole, husky-voiced, “Felicity, I can’t be with you, cuz... I’m bad,” thing. It was as safe a fling as safe could get.

Or, nanobots? Ray couldn’t spare a few for Thea?

No.

Nothing like imagining a bunch of 60-year-old cougars pawing at douchey male servers who look like walking herpes.

Fail at everything. Turn in your person badge. Thx.

7th grade - 1983. Scared the hell out of me. Some gorgeous, popular guy said I had a “fine ass,” then when I turned around to look at him, he cringed and told me I was “the ugliest person he’d ever seen.”

Cancel Once Upon a Time and resurrect Dr. Rush on Destiny,

Oh shit. Yeah. Where the hell did that Mc come from?

FOUND POETRY

I think it bodes well that McKnight has a lot of confidence in his collaborators. Looking forward to it!

Next time, bring some reddish lipstick to blotch up your face. Casually walk by, cough a lot, then say, “sorry, I think im coming down with something. I’ve had this rash for days.”

I like the idea, but isn’t Agents of SHIELD struggling in the ratings? Do they think adding another show is going to boost that? Just seems a bit iffy to me.

What the holy fuck. Is this a real face?

Excuse me, do you have $50 I can use to change my name from Trashboat to Batpeen?

Batpeen definitely has a girthier look to it.

I have a little joy leftover. Can you suck it out of me, please? It’s Monday. I Need to move from “dragging” to “suicidal” and you're the only one that can help me. Thx

Cosplay is over now. Nothing can top this.

Yeah, same here!

Why would you lump the death of Gilbert Blythe in this mixture of shittery? Just fuckin’ awful. Thanks.