You knowo he has an STD.

pardon him while he laughs all the way to the bank

Trolling is fun, huh? :D

1. Seeing memes on FB about how "kids are little shits because we can't beat the hell out of them anymore" is douchey and asshole-ish.

I used to work at a 1-900 TAROT line. And this guy would call in once a week and talk about his wife. They were trying for a baby. This "fertility treatment" included 12 guys meeting them at a "clinic." The guys would get in a circle and do some ra-ra teams sports hand/fist pumping thing and get all riled up. Then…

I have a FB friend who has gone to Chris Brown concerts and got her picture taken with him. And every time she posts that shit, everyone is like, "Oh, COOL! YEAH! He's HAWWT"

Yeah, it didn't magically change for someone else. That's called web design. And rotating random images. I could refresh it and get one version or the other.

Had to do this myself when I was young, between jobs, uninsured, and nearly broke my ankle. They knocked my ER bill from over 10,000 to three payments of $300. Not kidding. But, I'm also not kidding when I tell you that I've never done more paperwork in my life and never have had to prove my income and bills as…

Seems shitty on the part of Osbourne to do it now. When she was high-fiving Giuliana repeatedly during that episode and laughs (laughed) at pretty much every tasteless thing that someone says.

You know, I didn't get the Magic Mike frenzy either.

I don't fucking get it either. It's altering a child's body in a non-medical way for aesthetic purposes. It's 100% for the parents so they can say, "Look at my baby with earrings." Because the baby sure as shit doesn't care. Except for the pain and discomfort part.

I really liked her in that role. She rocked it hard.

She was the one getting it on with another housemate (while having a BF back home). I remember all the drama she caused and she was not one of my pet contestants. But, heck, this is just messed up. Seriously.

I felt like they held NPH back. I mean, if you're going to bring a shining beacon of light and love and massive entertainment onto an awards program, then by fuck, let him shine already.

Jared Leto... Ugh. Girl you gotta get away from that. VD's no joke.

Why doesn't he just blame 50 Shades of Grey like everyone else?

Here's a fucking clue... Make the memorial montage longer? Surely they can cut 1-2 minutes from unfunny audience bits.

(Arms self with dash cams)