I think Lenny Kravitz should be in charge...

My husband has the same type of Christmas shit. The ugliest crap you have ever seen. Sometimes I pray for a burglar to come and just steal the Christmas crap box

To every democrat who gives me a bullshit excuse about not having kids

I really like this picture you used. It's like a real woman's bush.

Aww, fuck off with your Sorkin hate, people. And stop trying to make me hate him too. I WON'T!

No shit? I need more info!

Clowntroll is my new favorite word.

Is there a term for guys who are too old for this shit? Like, to the point of being goddamned embarrassing?

Ummm, wtf is that dog doing at the end of a cat video? WHAT? WHATTTTTT!!!

Can we retire the term "ear worm?" Bad flashbacks of th Wrath of Khan.

So, an R 18+ rating means that if you are above 18, you magically understand that you shouldn't abuse women? Got it.

I think people who are overly rude to hospitality workers are simply lacking a common sense gene. Or, it's pure entitlement.

She fucking ROCKS IT NOW. I love her. Stay strong, sista!

I am loving these butts.

What the hell is up with that hair? Who the fuck finds that attractive?

I have a 7-year-old and have gotten to know some of the moms from her class. Most are super nice and sweet. A few are . . . I don't know.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

YEAH!

All I have to add is a story about working in a large Mexican restaurant. And every time you'd get some asshole complaining about there being "cheese in the cheese enchiladas," or, cussing a waitress out for 10 minutes because she put too little ice in your soda, or, asking why the fried sopapillas are, in fact,…

I think the owners are fucking monsters. What kind of dicks force a cat to do half of this shit? I wonder if th poor thing is sedated half the time because no cat in their right mind would put up with half of this BS.