But, what about all the political ads that tell me it's "PERFECTLY SAFE?"
So, what parts went where? Obviously one in the vag, but did the other go on top on the clit? Or below in the bunghole?
I had a C-section and damn I am glad. Yes, I went through an assload of contractions and it sucked hard. Then the baby was in distress and woop! There she was. No pushing and grunting and shitting myself all in the name of "beautiful birthing."
Ummmm.....
Maybe I'm the only one who was like, "YES, yes yes yes..."
You know he binge-watches America's Next Top Model. He "smizes" all the damn time.
I don't know what I'd do if I were denied entry to Shond-land. I think my soul would shrivel up.
I wonder how many times guys are asked to "smile" by strangers on the street.
Their ghost vaginas will just be raped and then once a month they will turn into incredibly bitchy ghostbusters who all synch up and go around shooting real men in the junk because that's what all ghost vaginas do. And female ghostbusters. Shit, same thing.
I KNOW EVERYTHING WILL BE PINK AND SHIT AND VAGINAS CANNOT TAME GHOSTS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I watched the hell out of it. And I was GLAD for the fast pacing. Most of us are probably coming into this show from the Arrow back-door pilot, so we don't need an ass ton of super slow story to gradually creep in.
Isn't Shia at "that age" where schizophrenia can manifest (if he's predisposed to it)? I'm not asking to be shitty. I really wonder if there's some mental ailment happening here. I hope not.
I love me some Gwyneth. Fuck all you haters.
very much Elijah! He can't get that suit all messy
Insofar as "disturbing," the first thing that pops to mind isn't an effects-related thing, or something that would be unbelievable or unrealistic. But rather, just uncomfortable. Truly and wholly disturbing.
I loved this hot mess episode. And Elijah pulling out his historical deus ex machina (without having to stand in a single line or wait for any paperwork) was badass. This is why I watch this show. Fuck realism. Klaus would have just burned the house down (which he's done before to smoke out non-vamps in Mystic…
Didn't have this problem back in the 80's when everyone bought 501 jeans. Then Guess came out and you had to be a size 8 or smaller to get those jeans and they were super tight with smaller pockets. Or you had those jeans that were supposed to make your ass look like a heart. (WTF?) Nope, good ole fashioned 501s. …
I love men who wear sweatpants. Sweet Justin Theroux.... I love it.