Why is it that when you have poop that NEEDS TO COME OUT RIGHT NOW, it gets worse the closer you get to home?

Or off-road trucking KNITTING?

But I need to do something to make up for my low IQ and questionable status as a human being. If bullying someone else isn't it.... then WUT?????????????

Can I borrow $50, plzkthx?

I call dibs on the Kinja name "James McAvoy's Hair"

ABC Family! YEAHHH!

I've been rooting for Brittany since she started crawling her way out of the craziness a while back. I want her to be happy and healthy and to have good things (AND GOOD PEOPLE) around her. I can imagine she gets so many assholes around her wanting SOMETHING from her.

yep, because that's perfectly natural for the average woman. :)

As a writer, I can't tell you how many times I hear from other writers: "The cover has NOTHING to do with it."

I quit the internet. This wins all.

Rabid fans who shit themselves over stuff like this just suck the fun and light out of the universe. Sorry the vision in your head doesn't match the artist's. Yours is so precious and important, I know.

Dammit. I always thought he was a complete chachi, and now . . . well, I think I like him. Thanks, Obama.

If you look close, it comes from just beneath his upper lip. But, we're all interested in hearing about boogers. :)

So, he had a goal of 80k and it's now over 200k. Sweet! I'd love to see this on screen. I'm so not a Steampunk person, but I would watch this.

I'm sorry, but those do NOT look like awful wigs. This show is about awful, horrific, terrible wigs. And no, just not seeing it here. Fuck this shit.

I don't even know . . .

Swing away, Merrill. Merrill . . . swing away.