I'm more astonished that there are actually models on the cover and not the flavor-of-the-week cele-braindeads.

Hell yeah she is.

I can't be as nice as Kat Callahan. You're kind of an asshole.

I felt like it was a film was the birth of EMO. I'm so sad. This generation is so sad. And apathetic. And that's interesting. People need to care that we don't care.

I remember when I was playing this online game, and a 18-year-old kid who I had grouped with a few times, sent me a link of a woman spread-eagle and wrote, "Can you tell me where the clitoris is? I just don't know." And I photoshopped a little arrow pointing to it. And the next day he wrote, "Thank you. My GF…

Excuse me while I go into the Mary Kaye studio to get my makeup on. I'll BRB. Then we can talk about our Walmart ribeye steaks.

He is hot. No hair. NO HAIR! HOT MAN WITH NO HAIR!

If it works for Jimmy Page . . .

Part of the BIG issue is how the site is set up for comments now. I literally have to scroll down and down and down (and down X1000000) sometimes to find comment threads I care about. Right now, I'm getting original comments mixed in with SOME (or all) responses. And Jesus Christ, fucking fix this. It's like being…

As a whitey white person, I just don't know. Part of me thinks that there is no way Naomi "slam a phone upside your head" Campbell would put up with any shit she does not deem appropriate.

Step 1: Read Jezebel Article

I was wondering what it looked like so I followed the link. And holy shit. Are ex-inmate ankle bracers THAT big? I dunno.

I agree. You really are a fucktard.

The thing is, in my head, I see the kid being a complete dickhole to his mother. Like "SuperNanny" type bad. And in that situation, the guy is a hero.

I can't agree with the dick thing, but come on. You shouldn't hold in your farts.

I'd say yes, yes she is a wizard.

One of my friends asked the waitress at Denny's to please "baste" his eggs for breakfast. "Baste them," he said. And when the waitress left, I told him if he ever pulled that shit in Denny's again, I would beat his ass.

Poor US pigeons. They're like the Tara Reid of the bird world.

She-Hulk would be awesome. I would watch the shit out of that.