For me, the moment of beauty was when rock-star whatshis-Eff had his junk fall off. I thought, "WINNING!"

It had an amazingly awesome moment the week before last (involving something that reminded me of Marilyn Manson), and then the stupidity caught up with me. It kind of crept up a little bit at a time. And all the while you're thinking, "Wow, the CDC is stupid. Mankind is stupid. Politicians and lawyers are stupid,"…

Maybe if The Strain and Extant had a baby, it would be Under the Dome.

As improbably stupid as the people on the Strain?

The thing is, in my head, I see the kid being a complete dickhole to his mother. Like "SuperNanny" type bad. And in that situation, the guy is a hero.

Every time I watch "Halt and Catch Fire," I get giddy.

How about, "That women can write science-fiction and fantasy."

I can't agree with the dick thing, but come on. You shouldn't hold in your farts.

I'd say yes, yes she is a wizard.

May I present Dana Brody from Homeland.

Original sin, brutha!

Collecting reincarnated memories. Finally found it.

One of my friends asked the waitress at Denny's to please "baste" his eggs for breakfast. "Baste them," he said. And when the waitress left, I told him if he ever pulled that shit in Denny's again, I would beat his ass.

Of course Burton is doing Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Poor US pigeons. They're like the Tara Reid of the bird world.

I would watch the shit out of this.

I do think you're right, Hadrian. If done well, it can work. I loved (LOVED) the first two Dark Knight films. And I loved darker comic adaptations like The Crow. There was a disconnect with the final Dark Knight film and Man of Steel. Lacking a very human element, or, if it was there, we were told (as an…

She-Hulk would be awesome. I would watch the shit out of that.