My girl pee hole hurts thinking of this, because getting a UI from riding a guy in the pool was not the coolest experience.

It's a shitty story, but how is this different than a LOT of places where people work now? As much as I'd like to jump on the back of the anti-Hobby Lobby train and ride across the country, this is not uncommon for businesses to treat their employees in such a shitty manner.

This is one of my favorites! I'm so badass I fall off the counter!

South Park episode has Casa Bonita!

A friend of mine worked at Casa Bonita, where you have indoor cliff diving. One lady asked him what happened when it rained. Did the people get wet? And he told her it was all indoors. She said, "But when it rains? Don't people get wet?"

I would have loved to be here! This sounds awesome.

We had the same issue in my house and my husband gets the top sheet all to himself now, because fuck that.

bottom sheet only. Not a top one. Just don't like 'em.

While I love Miss J, what about Nigel? Holy shit that is some man-candy.

Something else that is almost as annoying? Hearing conservatives bitch about gay marriage, then say something like, "But, I have gay friends...."

Fuck the Emmy's for dissing Tatiana Maslany. Assholes. I'm watchin' football, fuckers.

OMG JUST STOP HAVING SEX, PEOPLE.

I think legalization couldn't be any worse than what it is like now. (But who knows?) That said, can you imagine the republican blow-hard politicians literally shitting their pants over this? And how "Regulation" will mean higher health care costs?

Oh honey, it's not just Eastern European. It's in the north, too. Like giant Viking hairs and shit. Thanks Odin.

I haven't read the book because I couldn't get past the first page. (Tee hee, I'm looking in the mirror!)

I would make tampon ads. "Hey, you get your period and it fucking sucks, right? Put a tampon in and you won't walk around with micro-weave bloody swamp-ass pussy all day. The stuff STAYS THE FUCK INSIDE."

As a woman, this scares the fuck out of me. Holy shit.

Not the first time he's been a bitter betty over shit like this. He could be a lot more fucking thoughtful.

WTF YOU MEAN AMERICAN GUYS don't have LOVELY PERSONALITIES??!?111?

I had a cat—a year old. Then got a new kitten. And cat 1 would absolutely not have anything to do with kitten.