I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

Peace out PG

One time, Patrick invited me to get lunch with him. So we went to Planet Hollywood in Times Square, one door down from Jalopnik HQ. We ordered, then he realized he had a more important meeting to go to, and left me to eat a soggy salad by myself in the most depressingly cheerful restaurant I’ve ever been in.

Or, you know, be so stylish it fucking hurts.  I love that car.  Speak no ill.  

Why are the bad guys using guns against the glass? You’re supposed to just throw a ball at it.

The infinity mirror setup on the taillights is something that seems so obvious when I look at it that I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of it first.

I would very much like an affordable fast wagon as well. Hey Kia, I hope you’re listening.

I disagree. I’d much rather have a well-paced 20 hour game than a game stretched to 40 hours. Almost no games are Witcher 3 best-of-both-worlds.

I don’t get this idea that a 30 hour experience isn’t worth $60 when people regularly spend $20 on a 2 hour movie.

Turn ons: 1970's hues

The original plan was for a tri-wing. As the Wheeler Dealers found out, it actually would’ve added more downforce.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Also all those nut milks require tremendous amounts of water to refine and process since, you know, they're nuts. 

You want a car with only the PARTS made in China, but assembled in the USA/Germany/Japan, right?

You wouldn’t get it even if it was made in Sweden.

Excellent.  Now I don’t have to ask the printer to re-do the wedding invitations.  Custom matchbooks are expensive.

Obviously BMW’s best era.

You should have lived in my building in Boston. There was so much rat traffic in between the buildings.

Kinda bullshit they went with this over Slippery Stairs when attempting to port one of the ESPN Ocho Day Events into the Olympics.