Devolved is the word you were looking for, but never quite found.  

* You’re right on the t-case, but I had my axles reman’ed locally.

Now you done confused the white people with your street lingo code talk.

Poor people.

There’s a right way to do buttons. This ain’t it, chief 

oh my god that’s the best tire name ever

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

I swear in that gif, it looks like he’s breaking a bit. I can feel it. 

It was especially unexpected when Dutch van der Linde made a surprise appearance!

Come hop in my truck!

I read that in Kreiger’s voice. 

That was even worse! That wasn't just some numerological aesthetic, that was a goddamn record! 

Light also damages paint, and can slowly crack your dash (also heat).

No, no, no, for fucks sake. Racist tweets were held up by a sign with beer money, man.

Thanks for sharing your highly scientific, unbiased report on a study of one (1) person.

There is this quote that is just so apt a response. Unfortunately I can’t recall where I saw it, so I can’t cite it properly, but if I remember correctly it was something like, “plural of anecdote is not ‘data’.” Damn, I wish I…

Amazing that you don't see the irony in your comment.

No, I can only post pictures of five. I actually had a pic of one with the t-tops and back off too, and tried to correct the original double posting, and this happened, so I gave up. What Kinja wants, Kinja gets.

Could you post a picture of one?