8! 8 Scaramuccis ah ah ah

Imagine an entire neighborhood populated by Doug DeMuros

I’m glad I’m about the opposite of local to that car because besides the chrome rims which are easily remedied, it would look real nice in my driveway.  But not in winter and not in New England :)

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Ten gallon hat for a hundred and twenty pounds of shit.

Of course Diaz can demand complete fealty, he is their KING!

Would they appreciate the upgrade more than they would appreciate $40,000 worth of black market vape juice

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

I mean it makes sense. If Thanos snapped his finger Dwight Howard would either be dead, or there would suddenly be only 220 better basketball players in the NBA. That’s win/win.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

More like Jalen Helps am i right folks

LIES!!!!

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Bright, guys. 

Log Cabin Republicans: “ThE dEmOcRaTs ArE tHe ReAl BiGoTs.”