Personally, I’d think something like this would be more suitable for ten-year-olds:

You’re a finger jockey? A different breed.

Having a dad/girlfriend is probably going to mess you up more, long-term, than any motorcycle wreck.

:p

“What do you mean she can’t re-use her helmet?”

I have no doubt she fell off the bike.  

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.

Damnit, I want to go to racing school.

Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car

It does have a bar to protect the occupants’ heads, and I’m sure the A-pillar/windshield frame is a roll-bar too.

Just another example that we need to keep Washington out of the business of health care!

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Sadly, every ship’s mate has sailed.

You are late to the 3-door bashing party, please see the other thread... 

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

I am stealing this and happily paying royalties. I often struggle with what to say in those situations that isn’t just “hey fucknut, don’t cut in line!” and is generally acceptable to my fellow travelers who may have young children around. This is next level condescension.

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

ABIA is an awesome airport. Great restaurants, clean, and very efficient. I find it very fortunate that it is small.

For some reason, I always felt the most condescending thing you can call someone is “guy.” It’s weird because “that guy over there” doesn’t carry any malice, but“could you take a step over for me, guy” is savage.

Perfection! If I was standing in that line with you, I would have had a hard time not to burst out laughing at that.

Can’t believe I forgot chief, wonderful addition to the affection/insult term index.