Oh I’d totally be interested in seeing the smaller one that’s crowning right now. It looks like it could be a contemporary Testarossa.

You’re welcome I’m sorry!

Except for the rare occasion where one comes out already on fire.

You’re not wrong.

It’s got its good moments, but this looks like a Ferrari lobster pooping out a smaller Ferrari.

I am insane now.

It’s too bad there were no trips to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization_in_English.

On the plus side, that’s the only refueling trick that can actually eke out a teensy fuel economy gain by virtue of the ever-so-slight reduction in fuel weight being hauled around.

A metric crap ton? I’d have thought most of an old Jeep would be SAE.

You should try The Shaq Method

I think it’s worth it to get yourself a car that you really like, deep in your gut, even if maybe it’s not the absolute most rational choice.

I’m also not an idiot and turn off my car when I get out of it?

+1 for Simple Jack

Holy shit

high praise, since the character for “flying” normally is reserved for players who take their game above the rim.

I, too, support your support of red.

I stopped the video right there to come here and find you guys so we could all talk about it.

We should have all figured these insane, next-level shots would arrive eventually. Dirk’s patented formula being applied by someone actually athletic? Yeah, you’re going to get shit like this.

3o y/o double spacer here. (Come at me, younger millenials!)

The war between the one-spacers and the two-spacers is, like any war of no consequence, hard fought.