I hate all humans; I can only be judged by a jury of 12 puppies.

Why should my son be treated like a sex offender?

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

Dude, Deerlady, I think I figured it out! People are interpreting him the same way they interpret the Bible!!!! That’s why his followers like him they just take a Sharpy and cross out some of what he says and highlights the rest until it fits their world view!

Anybody else imagine Trump balling up his fists and stomping his feet every time he says “I wanna build a wall”?

“[Curiel’s] somebody, he’s proud of his heritage. And I think that’s great that he’s proud of his heritage. … You know, we have to stop being so politically correct in this country. And we need a little more common sense, John. And I’m not blaming. I’m proud of my heritage, we’re all proud of our heritage. But I want…

On behalf of everyone: See WHAT above?

Gawker Media: not afraid to tell you what Facebook is up to, but too afraid to call literal textbook rape “rape” on their faux-feminist sister site.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

You don’t have sympathy for a man who was wrongfully imprisoned? That sounds like a you problem.

Jezebel also publishes articles that expose the“retrograde culture” of the US, though. There are articles about women’s rights being rolled back almost every week.

Dear everyone: SEPARATE YOUR CHURCH AND STATE.

It would explain the smallish hands, too.

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. FUCK THIS JACKASS.

I don’t think that either the first wife’s experience or Paradis’ experience should matter. Relationships are different with different people. And in the case of the first wife, that marriage ended before Amber was born.

Bartenders roofie people too.

NOT NOW, MIA.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman