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The Nickelodeon guy—Dan Schneider I believe is his name.

I never told my mom and she died without a clue. I was so worried about getting in trouble because I was convinced that I let it happen so it was my fault. I thought they would take me aaway from my mom and she would go to jail like some other kids in town (their mom was at fault in that she was pimping them outfor

I feel like a youtube view would be giving them currency and I don’t want to support these kind of shenanigans in any form.

I feel like I will never have so little going on in my life that I need to get into online fights with a child. And I am a very petty person. With very little going on in life.

Lol until you realize how awful he is. He's vegan too and has made nasty nasty videos calling people fat, videotaping people without their consent and posting their pics on insta and YouTube to talk about how fat they are. He made a video about why men shouldn't pay child support and all sorts of crazy stuff. I have a

He CAN’T handcuff her! There is a process for contempt of court; he didn’t even charge her with contempt of court. He made her sit in the corner like a fucking toddler in time out. There is no reason why this should have happened.

I was in a gay bar and some (straight) dude kept grinding on my friend (straight - but he doesn't know that - girl). And that's when he arrived: our Gay Crusader, using bro homophobia to protect women since idk when. Every time Creepy Dude came up behind her, Gay Crusader would come up behind CD and start grinding on

That is SO creepy that he watched you all night AND THEN LECTURED YOU?! It sounds like he was mad because he knew his usual shit wouldn’t work on you. I hope he falls down a manhole and has to live out his days as a sewer person.

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Sounds like “The Face” that Jenna Marbles came up with. Fucking genius.

omg I never go out dancing but I was out for my bff’s bachelorette this weekend. there was this one creepy dude there who had clearly come by himself who thought that a good way to meet a girl was to just sort of dance next to her and slowly get closer until, in his mind, he was dancing with her. our group drove him

Last time I went to the club a guy asked me to dance, so I did and in the middle of dancing he just casually rested his hand on my breasts. Like, yep, we danced half a song, I guess this is what happens now. When I walked away my friend was like ‘It seemed like you were okay with it.’

When I saw the headline I wondered how clueless you’d have to be to think this wouldn’t be a problem. But when I read that the design was shot down by the university (and how fucking out of control do people have to be at this point that the university has an approval process for tshirts) and they still made it, I

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he killed Trayvon Martin with as an item of “historical importance”.

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

Here she is, racist as fuck again (and no, I’m not talking about the Iggy Azalea shit, but her anti-semitism, and then there’s her homophobia too). Wonder how many of her defenders are going to show up this time. She’s the worst.

OMG IS THAT THE GAY EYE??

I know I’m old, because my instinct is to tell him to hold still, while I lick a paper napkin and wipe it off of his face.

While your use of the capslock was very persuasive I’m gonna have to see some stats on that to take you seriously.

You just reminded me of something. Omg. My son was like 6. And he was asking me for something. You know how kids are. “Please? Pretty please?.”