Actually Standar Oil of New Jersey is probably the real villain for this sort of thing, what with keeping their synthetic rubber formula under wraps after the US entered the war, thanks to an agreement with IG Farben, not to mention the way they helped Farben develop high-octane aviation fuels prewar. The Truman…

Hmm. So you’re saying that the Germans ‘designed’ products that they couldn’t build economically or reliably use in the field, and citing that as evidence of superior engineering? Not sure you understand your terms.

Wouldn’t pulling back the slide have the same effect, without absolutely guaranteeing an accidental discharge? Checking to see if a round is chambered by pulling the trigger is about the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Open the goddam action.

That would require significant bosom-acreage. Maybe on Dolly Parton?

Yeah, that was my take on it too. Because OC.

Especially right after practice, or if they’re not so good at washing their jockstraps.

Zee Baronness has no time for such plebian concerns as the comfort of your hoohas!

Yeah, my Dad had one of those, and the original aluminum engine burned oil like a diesel and wore out in a few years. My folks bought a long block of some sort (maybe an updated aluminum block that didn’t suck) and replaced it.

Except that they can allow a premature baby to die, providing only palliative care.

And if you get pregnant, whoops, gotta married that dude you met while you were shitfaced!

Do you even know the name of the orca in the picture?

My favorite part of the orientation materials I’ve seen for Germans going to study abroad in the US are the cultural tips like, “When an American asks ‘how are you?’ they are not actually asking how you are, and you should just reply with ‘good, how are you?’ rather than giving an honest answer.”

It’s not just violence that’s the problem here in the US. As I said up-thread, I just finished trade school (to make sure I never, ever have to work IT or any other office job ever again) and had my first job interview Friday. One of the questions they asked me was whether I was OK working under a woman supervisor.…

Too true. I just finished up a trade school and had my first job interview on Friday, and one of the questions I was asked was whether I was OK working for a female supervisor. In fucking Portland, Oregon in 2015.

Well, if a family patriarch believes that he is free to rape his wife, or murder his daughter because she gets a little nooky, then I’d say the host country ought to indoctrinate him in the new country’s values. For his family’s safety.

Also, Mother Teresa’s been dead for a while, so if Miss Colombia is fucking her then Miss Colombia is one sick, sick fuck. And also a piss-poor feminist, because feminists shouldn’t fuck people with such regressive views on gender, even if they’re not dead.

I mean, if you can’t even trust your hit man not to narc on you, what the fuck is this world coming to?

What this country really needs right now is a cage match between the Mormons and the Seventh Day Adventists.

“OUR LITTORAL COMBAT SHIP WILL ALWAYS DEFEAT YOUR METAPHORICAL COMBAT SHIP!”

Maybe she had a mutant funnel-shaped vagine? Like, that could totally happen and Mr. PenisTripper could be a real innocent, just like OJ and his hunt for the real killers across the golf courses of South Florida.