Just don’t watch it. More importantly, don’t hate watch it.

Not participating in social media at all seems like the best thing to do these days.

Something something WRYYYYYY, something something ZA WARUDO.

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

• Gaylaga

“Is it worth asking A why she puts up with George’s behavior or why she lets him try to run off her boyfriends? Sure. Once.”

Also Shovel Knight!

I’m super excited for this game. Closest thing to a great Mega Man game since Mega Man 10 was the recent-ish Mighty Gunvolt Burst. Yes, Mighty No. 9 was not good, but this spin-off was fantastic. I highly recommend it to anyone with a Switch and $10 burning a hole in their pocket.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg.

Hooo boy please don’t let this be exclusive to Xbox.

So it’s the love child of Tenchu and Bloodborne?

At the very least, this dipshit doesn’t deserve a chance to appear in an A-list filmmaker’s big movie a mere three years after he nearly killed a woman, especially since he’s displayed no real remorse or proper penance for his horrific actions.

I don’t think it’s in our interest to . . . challenge Keanu . . .

To be fair to Hirsch, he did this back in 2015, when we didn’t know it was wrong to choke a woman out at a party and never apologize for it. Is it fair to judge historical figures by present-day standards?

He brings a mean knucklepuck and some much needed street smarts to push this team over the top

The whole context about that war and how it colors relationship between Japan and China makes this really problematic.

And lo, the faithful sang:

Never forget!

Ladies and gents, I give you “San Diego bro” captured to perfection: