also WHERE IS VALERIE CHERISH?

A video about the women on HBO without any Amy Brookheimer? Is this Jonah's fault?

Can we start the Emmy buzz for Reese Witherspoon right now?

Ryan Murphy isn't much of a storyteller but, goddamn, is he one hell of a visual director. Thank god he has the story mapped out for him here.

Is he going to be a regular columnist? I've gotta know if a subscription is worth it!

Sexual assault has one of the lowest rates of false reports among any crime, better luck next time!

I would love to hear Longerman's opinion on Woody Allen and OJ Simpson too, but I'm sure he'll write op-ed pieces about that in due time.

Don't you miss the good old days before we fell into this silly PC culture when men could sexually assault women and people wouldn't write slanderous, pc-fueled articles about it?

Betty is the only character I really, really love and she just got kissed by the worst character/actor/*Madchen Amick voice* "Jughead" on the show. I'm upset.

What was up with how rude the first guy was? Horowitz handled that super well, though, props to him.

most of this season has been spent holding my nose and waiting for the either terribly entertaining or entertainingly terrible musical episode we've got coming, but this was one hell of an episode.

I just can't do it - Betty and Veronica are the show's redeemers, in my opinion. I find them relentlessly entertaining, while Jughead and Archie are only intermittedly half tolerable.

Why does he think that having sex with black men makes him not racist???? Its so much like the 'i have a black friend' rhetoric.

Another week, another cringe worthy performance from Cole Sprouse. Honestly, his lines are like he's in an SNL skit.

Honestly, I'm so sick of people acting like Milo is hilarious when all he does is cause harm.

That doesn't change the fact that he's generally an obnoxious character played by a horrifically bad actor —- I'll pass on the hipster, the frat boy rapist football jocks, the stereotype, and the boring lead and stick with the only actually interesting characters on the show: Betty, Veronica, Cheryl, and Josie.

Jughead genuinely makes me cringe every time he opens his mouth, same with Kevin (though for different reasons). An annoying hipster and a gay stereotype, what could be more fun?

So then why wasn't it done the first episode of this season? Instead of building their relationship after that, showing how Jane had gotten a happy, healthy family with the man she loved after almost watching him die then tearing it away.

This was lazy writing. This was completely done for shock value and served no purpose other than to put an end to a happy, healthy couple while they were still happy and healthy. How is that fun to watch??! I know JTV is part drama but it's always been fun to watch but this was just awful.

I hope next season's theme song is a revenge vow starring Rebecca, Valencia, Paula and Heather.