Suddenly, without warning, the All New, All Different, Reunited Crazy 88s burst onto the red carpet and surround Uma Thurman. The crowd runs, screaming.

Isn't that like saying, don't wear a short skirt and you won't get raped? 

“Almost” killed? “Nearly” catastrophic? “Possible” death? Except none of those things happened. And, in NYC traffic? Getting followed by the paps I am sure is annoying but avoiding having your photo taken in a car in bumper to bumper shouldn’t be this harrowing, especially for a couple so media hungry. How can Meghan…

Fair. I mean, he absolutely groomed her, and they have four kids who did nothing to be put into this situation (beyond the oldest not wrapping it first). He has a record of alcohol abuse and violence.

They 100% cheated on each other.

“....all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process.”

This is what I’m talking about when I say they don’t deserve an iota of privacy. Oh, so YOUR family is going through “something” and deserves privacy to work thru it, but forget about privacy for the families who lost loved ones to gun violence…

This should 100 percent be weaponized against her next year.  Start right the fuck now, Dems.

Guns and alcohol? Why do I think this was before lunch?

There’s nothing “undignified” about wearing a bikini at any age.

So grandparents can only wear swimsuits if they're hot by your standards? How does that work? 

I apologize. I should not have called you an a-hole. That wasn’t very kind and I’m sorry.

How is she undignified? Is everyone in a bathing suit undignified, or just women?

He always wanted to be Keith Richards. Now he is!

I imagine he smells like nearly empty wine bottles filled with soggy cigarette butts.

Sorry, but ANY makeup company that claims to be feminist is full of shit. Without female insecurity, they’re out of business.

Why would anyone look at 2023-era Johnny Depp and think “I wanna smell like THAT guy!” He... does not look hygienic.

LOL, I read that as ‘PsyOps’ at first.

Nothing says pro-life like actual murder.

Everyone needs to take note of this, whether you live in Ohio or not, because if Republicans control your state legislatures--now or in the future--they will be trying to enact this ASAP. They’re coming for your democracy, and I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that. They know they’re either in the minority or soon…

Well, silver lining to this gaffe: your response is wholesome and affirming. Thanks for the positive internet interaction. Those are rare, so I feel much obliged. 😊