Stand your ground? Under threat? Who the fuck is threatened by a 14-year-old girl? Or Trayvon Martin? Or Ralph Yarl? Or a girl who pulls on your car door handle in a parking lot? Why do Americans feel so frightened and powerless that their immediate reaction is to kill?

Sit down, the #1 killer of children now is guns by a wide margin. And the car accident defense is as hollow as the “good guy w/ a gun” argument considering you actually have to be licensed and registered to own a car on top of all the safety standards implemented over the last few decades. There’s still no good guy w/…

You’re a real bummer and it’s starting to affect my sex life. Anytime I’m laying pipe in your dad he always says something like, “I’m really worried about Sam, maybe you can talk to him.” I get it, you’re an embarrassment to your family and everyone you’ve ever met, but maybe it’s time to just end the whole thing. You…

We do advocate for stricter traffic laws. Seatbelt usage, air bags, backup cameras, speed limits, standardized highway design, crash test safety standards all things enacted to curb behavior and and decrease death and injury via car accidents. One don’t need to advocate loudly for these changes as changes occur in…

I can’t believe this shit actually goes on. How does a federal court judge get shuttled on a private jet to the palatial estate of a billionaire for his swearing-in ceremony, held in the mansion’s cartoonishly-opulent library (complete with cartoonish walk-in fireplace), and no one seems to have noticed until now?…

lol. Shut up, troll. Ya’ll have had 3 years to provide even a shred of factual evidence of any kind that the election was stolen. Yet you’ve got nothing. You can keep saying it all you want. Won’t ever make it true.

The courts are illegit now. No rulings they make should be considered or followed now. Republicans have shown they’ll game the system to do whatever it takes to force thru their unpopular agenda even if it means destroying the our institutions to do it.

More public shaming and awful things need to happen to Alex Jones.  Nothing will ever equal what he did to those families that lost CHILDREN in mass shootings.  Nothing. 

You gotta hand it to Trump and the Republicans, they really stacked the courts in their favor.  Not long before we’re living in a dystopian Bible based hell.  
Also, fuck all those assholes 

No crybaby quite like a conservative influencer. “You just wait ‘til my big brother gets home! He’s gonna beat you up and put you in jail!”

““He thinks it’s funny to call up Alex Jones and say, ‘Suck my titties.’”

It is.  More people should do this.  Flood his phone lines.

To be fair, I don’t think Kate could help being shady. Tom and Lorenzo explain it better than I can, but as the new Princess of Wales, it’s customary to wear her predecessor’s jewellery. Kate is not one to rock the boat.

Because the Windsors believe God chose them for this role. So their ill gotten wealth is God’s making, because God is super cool with people suffering and dying so a bunch of inbred idiots can have more wealth and power.

I have 2 thoughts here: one is that this world has way too many kings and queens and princes and princesses; and two, WTF is a vapid pop tart like Katy Perry doing there?

Katy Perry’s one of those people who, no matter what they wear, makes clothing (no matter how expensive or well made) look cheap af.

There is a legal term: “mens rea” which is latin for guilty mind or generally the awareness that the person knew at the time his/her actions were wrong. The proof of mens rea in this case is that he knew enough to disclose most gifts from most friends/benefactors, but was clearly avoiding disclosing similar but much…

All that grunting you hear is from Thomas’ defenders moving the goal posts again. Not that they even need to, since Thomas and Ginny the seditious MAGA psycho are untouchable in our current system. 

Boy, must be nice to have a billionaire pay for your kid’s tuition while you snidely deny millions of others from receiving any sort of student loan forgiveness. 

“Harlan Crow has long been passionate about the importance of quality education and giving back to those less fortunate, especially at-risk youth.”