As a man who carries a satchel, I concur.

There is a movement in the media to stop using the word ‘mistress’ since there is no male equivalent and it reinforces traditional ideas about gender relationships. I’m usually not picky about things but it would be cool if Jez could be a leader in this area and simply referred to her as an alleged lover.

well, karma.

Personally I think Marion Cotillard is much more beautiful than Ang. Everybody has their preferences! It is a bummer that Marion’s such a conspiracy theorist nutjob though.

looks aren’t everything. perhaps angelina jolie is a pain in the ass? or maybe she is dull or stupid or boring.

Random trivia: Bowie used Warhol’s actual wigs for the part.

I could not agree more. Also one of his best songs.

I read and watched a lot over the years too, and I always felt the parents didn’t do it. The ransom note was the only thing that threw me. After watching this I can honestly see how the Burke theory makes sense.

When I listen to actors talk, I usually understand why it’s best if someone else writes the lines.

As someone who has absolutely no context for this comment, I can tell you that I enjoyed reading that very much.

I get that I am usually in the minority here but . . . I can’t stand Angelina Jolie. She is “good” at all the publicity, sure. But I just don’t see her as being a really genuine, good person.

The only thing that would make this whole thing even more amazing is if Jen Aniston finally was pregnant or adopting a kid and announced it imminently.

I disagree slightly with that; the paramount goal is the welfare of the children and the protection of their rights, not necessarily the preservation of parental rights. If the best solution for the kids is visitation, that’s the best solution. Usually you’re right- shared custody is very often the ideal solution. But…

Maybe, but she’s always struck me as totally nuts. That shit with her brother, for one. And I feel like I’m the only person who even noticed her straight-up lying about being accused of being involved with Pitt before his divorce, which was pretty disgusting. She claimed that she would never get involved with a…

As a divorce lawyer, it amazes me how many of the mistresses think the wife is an evil shrew who treats the husband poorly and she (the mistress) is some special snowflake who he really cares about.

They also add that (per a source) her “decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.”

That’s just great. Now we’ll be inundated with “Brad Pitt gets back together with Jennifer Aniston” headlines for the next 20 years.

I cannot stand that guy.

Colbert has been going there, in his monologues. I get Fallon isn’t Colbert, and isn’t anywhere close to as smart as Colbert, but we’re not expecting him to launch into nuanced discussion of the Fed or anything. There shouldn’t be anything wrong with calling a liar out on lying when we have video proof, or a racist a…