Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

The question now becomes: What is Congress gonna do about it?

I’m guessing they’ll do a lot of hang wringing until they actually decide to just hold people in contempt. This is the obvious course of action. The problem is that these fucks don’t give a damn about being held in contempt either. 

Tomato did you know you have an impersonator now

Fucking a right here. Something Kim Kardashian could do, instead of help one fucking person she saw on Instagram and act like she changed the entire system.

 Shut up, tomato. 

They’re fucking garbage.

A bunch of Kurds are going to die because two grown ass men got in a slap fight about being snubbed.

Hey rich people. You want to donate to some worthy cause? How about pay off all these fines for the people of Florida?

Sorry but Mitch isn’t gonna let any GOP senators vote for impeachment until all the judges get appointed.  That’s the goal - a judiciary so bent towards right wing insanity that it helps protect the legislators as the country moves further towards becoming a majority minority country.

You mean Turkey makes the structural frames for same F-35 fighter that has consistently failed to deliver the promised results, become the most cost overrun plagued defense project in history, and has basically been one giant clusterfuck from the moment it was designed? That F-35?

[TOMATO FARTS]

Just a reminder how close this vote was and how something ain’t right in the water down here

Come on, now. I think you’re being unreasonable. Here, watch this, it’ll calm you down:

“BAH GAWD THATS OBAMAS MUSIC!!”

Out of an abundance of caution, though, I’m going to guess that Hezbollah is the president now.

I was sleepy so maybe I mis-heard him this morning on SC, but James Harden seemed awfully accommodating to the Chinese government while speaking to reporters in Japan about this. It’s one thing for an idiot President to sell out Hong Kong (not to mention the Kurds, but they don’t buy a lot of NBA merch so let’s leave…

The fact that Tsai, who is Taiwanese (who take WAY more shit from mainland China than Hong Kong ever has) is basically telling US fans to let the NBA appease the Chinese government (dressing it up as the Chinese people bullshit) tells you everything you need to know about the NBA’s business model. The NBA owners only…

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.