-“Nervous Nancy.” Nice one dude! Fuckin’ nailed her. Like to see you come back from that, Pelosi!
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That Trump’s entire public-facing strategy appears to be “take me seriously, but only when it works in my favor; when I stick my head firmly up my fourth point of contact, I was obviously doing satire” would be, in any sane world, as damning an indictment as any Presidency would need to be entirely written off.
The man…
We shouldn’t be surprised that a man who has never faced any consequences for his crimes is confused that he may actually face some consequences for his crimes.
I don’t know about drug related charges, I was thinking they’ll go with a black on black crime narrative. I dont know the neighborhood but considering a police officer and an accountant lived there, and the brutality with which this latest murder occurred it’s a lot of red flags... I wish I could just get the hell out…
Notice how no one’s saying NO COLLUSION anymore?
That the Republicans push back on the investigations is all the answer you need. If there's nothing there, the investigation will clear everyone. You, know, like the 99 Benghazi investigations the Republicans in the House completed.
I know it’s been said before, but it bears repeating: With the current “As long as he’s a Republican the President is above the law” state of the GOP, can you imagine the kind of shit Trump would have been able to do, without anyone finding out about it, if he wasn’t a total fucking moron?
When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?
It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...
I try to find the silver lining and imagine just how fucked the Evangelicals will be once he is gone.
More like LaDouche PAC, amirite?
“... something which definitely would have escalated the situation had the troll been an actual constituent struggling with mental illness.”
Trump—like every armchair lawyer that ever vomited a profound legal opinion into the ether of the Internet—does not seem to understand that it is not necessary to say “I am committing a specific, actionable crime at this moment, and this is the word or phrase used to describe that crime” in order to commit a crime.
If…
What’s the matter, Jacob, did the hecklers hurt your feelings?
Less than half of the Republicans believe he asked Ukraine to investigate Biden even though he’s admitted to doing so.
Before Oprah turned him into a pseudo-science shill, Dr. Oz performed open heart surgery on my grandmother and he was professional and didn’t say to splash leech blood and lemongrass concentrate on her wound.
Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.