100 dollars? I charge five times that hourly and I have a fucking PENIS. (Tranny Escort)

I have brain stuff that when people obstruct my movement and try to constrain me in a hug without asking, I freak out. If it happens too much I will start crying. I feel this woman's pain.

Trick question I offer him a blow job and he accepts

Have we all forgotten hoodies? Grey is Good.

coming from one dyke to another sweety, the vagina monologues are passe ok

Gosh

I do pro work, and also date other women (including other trans women, who are notoriously thirsty for sexual validation) socially, I have more sex than most of you could fathom.

its like in animorphs if you stay in too long

They still fucking sell “Ladyboy” though.

Ask A Lawyer’s Answer?

Periods are great, in fact I think it’s a really amazing part of some women’s body experience, but Rosie doesn’t think I’m a woman because I’m unable to get one. Curse this pesky non uterus.

Mesh tops? Well they certainly know their market.

He’s gonna get shot to death and no one will bear witness to the crime, like McElroy.

Oh man please let this die already

My husbando

Gotta give it to the Japanese, they always make everything more efficient. Even toxic corporate culture.

Hyper sensitive mob, huh

I give better head in my sleep

Do they come in pink for trans women? Nothing worse than pitching a tent in your favorite skirt. What a disaster!!!

Can you make these public playlists on Spotify under some kind of official Jez account and cross link out here?