A man walks into a doctor’s office.

I’m an ancient white guy who can barely spell Hip-Hop and even I know who soon-to-be-Academy-Award-winner Questlove is.

Meta-reference: Emily Blunt’s character is named Lily Houghton. Katherine Hepburn’s middle name is Houghton.

I have a close relative with two very interesting friends from her childhood.

The picture for “Hell or High Water” (slide #48) is from some other movie.

My mythology knowledge is pretty weak. The first time I heard about Leda and the swan was in Orphan Black. The project to create all the clones was named Project Leda.

Oh, yes! Princess Irulan was a tertiary character in Lynch’s movie; having Chani (Zendaya) as the narrator (so to speak) makes much more sense.

It’s been well publicized that this movie will only cover about half of the book. The second half has not been filmed yet and whether that happens depends on the success of this first part.

Mrs. Bitch and I watched it during its first airing. It's very good and I'm saying that as someone who's not a fan or travel or food shows. It's very personal, has mountains of delicious food with some history and politics thrown on.

“I do not want to sit for 90 minutes and listen to tween school drama.”

My only interest in Ryan Reynolds is that he is in an upcoming movie with Jodie “I’m going to laugh while killing you and I’m going to look fabulous while doing it” Comer.

One problem with being rich and famous: You don’t know who your real friends are.

If you like to lose yourself in a movie’s reality, don’t ever take the Warner Brothers back lot tour in Burbank. If you do, you will ask yourself questions like, “Why is this dramatic scene in Road to Perdition at the same location as this promo shoot for Friends?”

Apparently, an engineer wired it up incorrectly.

From slide 11: “Only a calorie deficit will reduce fat, and that fat reduction will happen over your full body, not in specific places.”

Watch “Call My Agent” on Netflix, specifically season 2, episode 6, for a behind the scenes look at Cannes. It’s funny but topical.

(Ignore the user name — I’m a guy.)

why do white supremacists hide their faces?

That’s known as the “Maximum Use Imperative”.

I’m 99% convinced she was two seats away from me at a Broadway show several years ago. This woman looked like ... gasp ... a mom at the theater with her teenage daughter. How dare she?