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Yeah, but he also designed the Titanic, so that might balance things out a bit.

Hard pass on this. Instead, watch Amy Adams in Junebug, made before hardly anybody knew who she was. She got her first Academy Award nomination for this role. This was after Catch Me If You Can but her career hadn’t gotten the expected boost from that film that people expected.

That woman is good in EVERYTHING I’ve seen her in.

If you give me the email address where I can epay $20 to watch this now, there won’t be any problems. NOW.

It also made me re-think my wardrobe in the way that only a really well done period piece can.

Research methodology is questionable at best if #1 result for Ohio is not “Cleveland Steamer”.

If you didn’t visit or at least drive through Bayfield, WI on that trip, I question your priorities.

Here is the headline from a politico.com article yesterday:

I’m planning an emotional cleanse starting Tuesday morning. Practice the piano, listen to the Sant Andreu Jazz Band, read, soak in the tub, no internet, no social networking, no TV. I will catch up with the news on Wednesday.

Everyone knows porn goes in the printer drivers folder, then change the file extension. Or else it goes on a flash drive, inside a zip-loc bag, deep in the flour container. Jeez.....

If I ever came home one day and my wife said, “Hey, Diane Lane and Marisa Tomei were here earlier. Their car broke down and they chilled here for a while. Too bad you missed them.” I wouldn’t be mad.

Elizabeth Debicki, who will play Diana

What class would a Mercedes-Benz Unimog camper conversion be?

A guy dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him in hell’s waiting room.

Michael Che on Saturday Night Live (paraphrasing): “This is like a car accident with multiple fatalities and the only person that lived was the drunk driver.”

Now playing

Have you seen the GEICO “We have Aunts” ad? Somebody took their waking nightmare and made one of the funniest ads ever.

I’m partial to “A rancid toilet bowl full of vomited chili in a filthy convenience store bathroom.”

if ever a woman were in a position to own a football club

My daughter is 30. How many times did you watch Spice World on VHS?