I do not understand the love for this song. My Bieber summer banger of choice was “I’m The One.”

Really? Her work is not just acting or dress-up, it’s highly conceptual multi-media art. Try doing some research: http://www.artnet.com/artists/cindy-sherman/ 

My best friend is a mandatory reporter. She has to report everything she sees that might be harmful to children. She has not been able to visit one of our other best friends since she gave birth to her son 3 years ago bc we both witnessed her drinking alcohol at her baby shower and he exhibits several classic signs of…

When I was 19 I got two STDs in one week. Where is my parade?

Extremely hard to avoid one that won’t grow to 300 pounds. Almost all the “designer pet pigs” sold are actually just regular “feed” pigs. I know several people who spent a lot of money buying what they thought would be a small pet pig only to have it grow to 200+ pounds.

It looks very similar to a wild boar piglet

“She’s Wonder Woman. She’s got to come to America. It’s time.”

I give the announcers a large amount of credit for the reasons why American Ninja Warrior has pulled out from its lowly origins as a G4 Network version of the Japanese show (Sasuke) into what it is now.

Jessie Graff is the gun show:

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!

Let’s say the NBA had a beefier formal penalty for invading an airborne shooter’s landing area, whether intentionally or not. Let’s go crazy and imagine it triggered an automatic one-game suspension.

but let’s be real, they were almost certain to lose from the moment Leonard went down

COUNTERPOINT (from Popovich himself):

I cosign all of this. There’s really no elegant solution to asking/receiving accommodations for invisible disabilities so I’m not here to criticize this approach towards making things a little easier.

“Wouldn’t they be just as likely to ask for a chair with or without a button announcing their condition?”

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Good. Never give into extortion.