Make sure you emphasize that you did, in fact, give them a check for a lot of money.

No, not the type of bombing we do to abortion clinics, but with glitter which is like, super hard to vacuum up...

I seem to recall both of the Bush twins getting caught for doing the exact same thing while their dad was president. And yet, I don't remember them being beaten bloody for it...

Holy shit, this whole story is a mess! That rabbi sounds like an utter wackaloon. I've never once in my life heard of holy skach (don't think that's the correct transliteration for the branches on top of the sukkah but I'll go with it). Nor have I heard of unholiness being transferred through touch (so long as you…

You may be in good company. I stepped on my little sister's VHS copy of Cinderella when I was eight because I could not watch that damned movie one more time. And then I hid the pieces all over the house because I was terrified that I'd get caught.

What, you mean thirteen year old boys DON'T like it when their moms tell the whole world that they have a crush on their babysitter?

Because saying him being autistic is worst than him being dead of the measles (and convincing Lord only knows how many people of the same) wasn't bad enough, she also not-so-secretly hopes her kid gets statutory raped. What a fucking prize.

That's nice? But seriously, would you want your thirteen year old daughter to be wondering around an area that she did not know well, that had a high crime rate, particularly a high rate of sexual assault, searching for a payphone (which are so very ubiquitous nowadays) in order to make a collect call?

I believe that most forms of eating disorders are actually on the OCD spectrum.

I've dealt with bulimia and anorexia personally and bulimia is so much harder to deny because of how aggressive it is. There is no way you can be gagging over a toilet and not know on some level that this is unhealthy. Anorexia is so much trickier and I always described it, for me at least, as a more passive form of…

Between her and Alicia Silverstone's anti-vax nonsense, I can never watch that movie again.

Yes, you are right, it's much safer for a thirteen year old girl to wonder around alone in a bad neighborhood searching for a payphone.

To answer your question, I got my first phone at thirteen. I was going to a private school where I had to take the train to and from school. My parents wanted me to have a phone in case I missed my stop and ended up stranded in West Philly.

Then charge them with child pornography. But not assault. Again, I don't think anyone likes the idea of young teens having sex, but criminalizing it sets a very dangerous legal precedent.

I've never had cancer, therefore, "chemo" is a hoax designed to game the system and steal your money.

That reminds me of the time a white, male fox news contributor wrote an article wondering why people keep saying that the GOP wants to take us back to the 1950s like it was a bad thing, because the 50's were awesome.

Now who are you gonna believe, the doctors and therapists with degrees who have actually treated you or some stranger who googled "is bipolar disorder real?"

While I don't want the triplets to be the only focus, I hate that they have barely been mentioned. Like, in some of those flashbacks Leslie definitely should have been pregnant and yet she isn't and it bothers me.

Only slightly related, but was anyone else super annoyed with the flashbacks in this episode? According to my calculations, she should have been massively pregnant with triplets in some of those flashbacks but instead she's stick skinny. It's my big pet peeve about this season, that Leslie and Ben's kids are not…

Back when I was like thirteen, I was at sleep away camp and some girl flushed a tampon and it caused a pipe to burst and there was literal shit all over girls campus. We were given a talk about it, although no one knew which bunk much less camper it had originated at. It was horrific and I never even thought about…