There was a plastered over hole in my old house where my roommate fell down the stairs while wearing heels and her knee went through the damn wall. Six months later, we had to replaster it because I was walking down the stairs in heels, tripped and my elbow went right through the wall in the exact same place.

When my sister was like six, we wouldn't let her use a real knife because it was dangerous and instead made her use the plastic things. She still has a scar on her hand from trying to cut an apple.

Once I was adjusting a bra strap without realizing that my necklace was caught in it. Nearly strangled myself.

Not loving the styling. A dress like that is so dramatic, you need to own that drama, not try and tame it with a modest pony and understated makeup. She should have gone with all out sex hair, big ever-so-slightly tousled waves, dramatic eye makeup or a bright red lip.

I think it's because it's everything they supposedly believe in (pulling oneself up by their bootstraps, a committed marriage, a baby born within wedlock) but they are black so they must hate it.

According to a friend of mine, it's the terrible twos and the overdramatic threes. When a kid is three, they are basically a fandom tumblr. Everything is of utmost importance and you wrecking them is THE WORST THING EVER!

No love for Viola Davis's pink dress? Shame!

Yeah, shame a cancer survivor for being thin. You are a real charmer.

Wow, that is a gorgeous dress. I kinda feel like it was wasted on the People's Choice Awards though?

My thoughts exactly. I cringed so fucking hard.

Harry breaks wizarding law by reading a moving newspaper in public, gets cockblocked by Dumbledore. Yeah, high romance right there.

Unless she tried to use some pintrest recipe for doctoring up a cake mix or something. Still seems more plausible to me than someone adding soap to their mix and not realizing.

It looks like it's melting

My guess is baking soda. If you put too much baking soda in your baked goods, it'll come out tasting exactly like soap. And accidentally putting too much baking soda in something seems like the kind of mistake a person who isn't an idiot could feasibly make.

Actually my bet is too much baking soda. Maybe she misread teaspoons as tablespoons and put in three times as much baking soda as she needed. Overloading a baked good with baking soda will make it taste exactly like soap.

She had insisted she had eaten the bread rolls there before. Even if bread rolls and tempura look kinda similar from far away, the taste in nothing even remotely the same. Also, you forfeit your right to not be made fun of when you are a dick to your server.

I love oatmeal cookies, but like any person with tastebuds, think raisins are beyond gross. When I make my own oatmeal cookies I like to put peanut butter chips instead of raisins. Super yummy, especially if you make a milk chocolate glaze.

I put peanut butter chips in my oatmeal cookies and it's delicious. So much better than raisins, which are the devil's shriveled turds.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that! I bought thin mints last year and they tasted nothing like the cookies I remember from my childhood. I was so disappointed. Not that it stopped me from eating an entire sleeve in one sitting, of course.

Obama would literally have to take the entire rest of his presidency off in order to have as many vacation days as Bush.