At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

The Dyson blockade is not a tactic for weak armies.

Is it wrong that this looks like a scene from a movie about overcoming Down’s Syndrome through the love of Jesus?

I always knew Irsay had a screw loose, I just never dreamed it would hurt somebody.

I think a lot of adult conversations are the same ones we had as fourth-graders, just longer and more nuanced.

I used to love Voyager but I tried re-watching it on Netflix recently and the first two seasons were utterly unwatchable. Kes was probably the single worst character ever inflicted on an audience. The show didn’t get going until Seven of Nine showed up, and not because of sex appeal or anything, just because Kes…

“(Click the magnifying glass to enlarge.)“

No God makes them!

just your average Friday morning

That was my bad.

I wore that tape out twice riding in my super sweet Cavalier!

(And, to be sure, there’s an inherent racism in that dilemma: Few bat an eye at violent lyrics or misogyny in classic rock, chalking it up to poetic license and creative expression. It’s only when blacks are engaging in provocative lyrics that we clutch our pearls.)

Her name is Rio and she shits upon the sand.

It’s also the Patriarchy that’s so insecure in their masculinity that they require “men’s versions” of products.

This shouldn’t need to be said, but it probably does: it doesn’t matter if an alleged victim willingly goes home with someone, or if she’s all over the accused earlier in the night—none of that has anything to do with ultimate consent.

I see what you did there

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

The Misfits might actually be in this trailer, but you can’t see them because Glen Danzig isn’t tall enough to make it into the frame.

He took off the red shirt.

Courtesy Something Awful Forums member “Mel Mudkiper”: