Fuck my kids and my nice new kitchen. Seriously, why did we buy a new-to-us turnkey home with a bunch of upgrades? :(

The governor expression is “balls out”. Aircraft is “balls to the (fire)wall”.

Or 90's Subarus. Which was like 1 in 15. Which means in Portland, the odds of accidentally driving away in the wrong red outback wagon with steel wheels and Yakima roof rack are pretty high.

Man, you left us hanging for a second on that one. I was hoping that “something” would be more exotic, like a can of shaving cream with dino embryos inside...

Who cares what he looks like, he took his ass back to school studying something worthwhile, Good for him !

I’m good if that happens. I’ll be rolling in my 65 Ford falcon wagon. And hope the rear quarter glass panes don’t break because good luck finding a replacement in the apocalypse

Two things:

Taxes....they are doing taxes

He certainly is reprehensible, but I can’t see how that warrants bag things as punishment. There are a lot of things to unpack here, and a heavy weight to carry. He is bound to be cotton situations in prison that he poly can’t even imagine. Why clutch to the idea that justice can be handed out like this?

Imbeciles.

Yueting he could have prevented this from happening.

They missed the best one.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

Limited Slip like the “limited” in Limited Edition

As opposed to an old Alfa that wouldn’t make it up the driveway because it broke down. #progress

Ran when parked, ac needs recharge, interior needs fitting but all the bits are there…

I’ve sometimes wondered if you could Frankenstein a flat 12 motor by bolting together a pair of subaru boxer sixes.

I’m starting to believe that Finland is one big machine shop where speed metal is playing on the radio all day.

As he glowered at the larger plane