“We test more than any other country, more than all countries combined! Mostly on ourselves, but still...”

Remembering their birthdays isn’t even that hard, it’s one set of twins and one set of triplets, their first child died. So just two dates to remember to buy presents and send a card.

And mispronouncing of his name or questions how to call XAEA12. Ksaijaywantoo?

“I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband, .....“but it must have been really bad.”

I am convinced that, if Trump would wash his hair, comb it down and let it air dry he’d have a genuine bob. 

Well, to be honest, it says “requiring all individuals traveling with the VP wear masks”. One can debate that it says nothing about the VP himself. So, if you are stupid....

Haha, you’re right! Was he patient zero?

Nah, let them live but with life long severe respiratory problems and without taste and smell. 

And they don’t have a bath to bleach in

“It’s not as outlandish as it sounds, it was clearly directed as a question to his medical expert and not a suggestion to the populace to do that.”

Complicit

You know things have gotten real bad when you’re defending nazi doctors

Now I can’t get rid of the image in my head of a rather low on the lower back placed tramp stamp of Trump’s face, your anus being his mouth

Hmmm, probably good for a full body work out, but devastating for actual rowing technique. Looks nothing like what you do with hands and arms in a boat. On a normal erg it helps to point your elbows outward when you pull the bar towards your diaphragm. 

Vintage rowing exercise machines used to have oar handles. Wonder why modern ergs have just the pull bar.

I’ve seen that, so cool! I own a Waterrower though, so if someone can make an app for an iPad that would be great! Side note: the water tank of my Waterrower is leaking since a couple of days ;(((

Someone needs to make an app for this! 

On an erg, yes. On the water: being totally obsessed about your technique, every stroke is a new opportunity for improvement, getting in a trance like flow, the buzz of having a few consecutive perfect strokes, being with your team mates, being on the water and seeing swans flying over you and baby grebes, the sun on…

One of our boats is named after one of our former members, who’s first name was Dick. I am lame enough to yell through the boat house ‘guys, take the Dick out’ to my team mates.

Please allow me: Some follow their hearts, rowers follow their cox. You’re welcome.