Mine was perfect too....

Leave him to be eaten by maggots

He win’t, he’s too much of a germophobe to eat where he shits. He might die trying to shit but his turd is so big and rock hard because of all the processed, fibre poor food he eats

Donjamin Trumpanyahu

She practiced and applies the demure Diana glance sooo hard

No, it’s because of clean coal. So clean it actually purifies air while burning it.

Pretty sure this woman is not aware of the fact that the US doesn’t even have an official language. And also pretty sure she wouldn’t rant to me if I spoke Dutch with my family while on vacation in the US.

I starred your message by mistake. I thought you were being sarcastic. 

Hugs

“His political instincts are phenomenal”

IKR? I’m a crew rower, my team mates are twentysomething guys, i’m a 48 year old woman. They thought that I’m in my thirties even though I told them that my daughter that is a third year university student. They probably think I was a teen mom.

Or Stockholm syndrome

Good point. My opinion: demystify tits. Let children see every day naked bodies to know that they come in all shapes and sizes and not just those of models or porn stars and that nakedness is not sexual per default.

I had to google that. And now I’ve lost my appetite for pancakes forever.

For you (Im not very tech savvy)

I see you. Big hug.

Colonial Jizz Mopper. I’m going to find a way to use that somewhere, somehow.

Rehabilitate some place that has nothing to do with the crime you committed. Like a cheesefactory. But in this case, not at a school.