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Yeah! Passive aggressive protest. Like performing badly. Mess up. Slip and fall, bump into each other. Make it all look like it’s not intentional. Who can blame them for having stage fright kicking in at this huuuuge event?

I think his ass is the only part of his body that isn’t spraytanned, thus orange. Thanks a lot for inciting me to think about this by your ‘orange ass’ remark, I hope you are as unsuccessful as I am, trying to get rid of the image that’s been stuck in my head now.

Huh? There are 218 million eligible voters, 200 million registered voters, at least 124 million votes have been cast.

I’m pretty sure Tila and other Neo Nazi’s arens’t Jezebel readers

And stupider than stupid, she didn’t even spell Sieg Heil right.

To be honest, I expected this story to be a lot more gross. Like he banged her mother whil she was pregnant with her. I’ll check myself out.

My 17-year old daughter made her own ‘FEMINIST AF’ shirt with the help of a printer, transfer paper and an iron.

Don’t let Trump devide the country even more by estranging you from your dad. Pick up the phone.

As someone who is used to proportional representation I can not get why the US claims to be a democracy while the one with the most votes doesn’t become president.

No, Czechs! They’ve made unfriendlyness into an artform. We still laugh about a waiter that leaned on is elbows on the counter, rolled his eyes at us and with a deep, deep sigh grunted: ‘whaaaaat’?! Hilarious.

By the way, my mom has a BMI of 14,5 but still has a little tummy. She cycles 3000 km a year and goes for hour long power walks a couple of times a week. Would you consider the possibility that it just might be something genetic? Like some people have wide hips while otherwise being skinny?

Breakfast: 1 slice of whole grain bread, no butter, snack: an apple, lunch: 2 slices whole wheat bread, dinner: boiled potatoes, boiled vegetables, lean meat. No sauces or condiments. Dessert: plain yoghurt and fresh fruit. Soda and chips: only on birthdays, so like 4 times a year. Cookies: 2 per week, only on weekend

You know what? As a teenager I weighed 110 pounds at a 5f5i height. I did sports four times a week, used my bike as main form of transport and ate very healthy. I still had a pouchy tummy.

They lure the pefectly innocent shark towards the cage with bait for the entertainment and excitement of tourists that invade his natural habitat. And now the shark is the bad guy?

Probalby, unfortunately. The Gofundme is still at 36.000.

It would’ve been so much fun though if Hillary had added ‘especially Tiffany’.

Me too, but it’s better if it’s funded with five dollar donations from Joe Averages only. If it would be payed for by a handful of millionaires, his voters would say it’s the establishment that wanted to bring Trump down.

Let’s crowdfund this, it’s worth it.

I don’t think she was avoiding a kiss, I think she suddenly realised Don wasn’t even coming in for a kiss. All she got was the pointing finger, then his attention was already on someone else. Just look at the direction Don is looking. Had already forgotten her, he’s just as surprised as she was. She’s also looking at