Ah, the eighties...

Lucky her!

Have you seen that friend lately and does she still eat the same stuff ánd still have the same figure? Because you can binge a lot while on a teenage growth spurt, but that party is over once you reached your end height.

Okay, is he tried for that fact too?

I agree with you about the ‘what the fuck happened to get him to this point at such a tender age’ part. I’ve read some articles in newspapers about his totaly disfunctional family. No excuse for setting off bombs to kill and hurt people, and luckily most people with shitty childhoods don’t do such things, but I think…

I tawt i taw a wevolver..

So is drug abuse, I suppose? If she is Mormon, het faith didn’t stop her from doing that.

ALL Dutch people do! Why do you hate us, boohoo?

Okayyy. ..To substantiate your allegation, please specify the culture they appropriate.

This case is indeed too obvious. But I’m sure this case will be used as a justification for not convicting cops in similar cases. “No no, we do not let get cops get away with murder, see the Scott case. Al the other cases were clearly self defence”.

Rather patriocentic to say a women who lives in a different continent thick as two short planks because she doesn’t know a quite insignificant historical border dispute at your side of the ocean.

I have a muslim Maroccan immigrant mayor here in Rotterdam, Holland. It was very satisfying watching a racist right wing council member losing his shit over this nomination. His face was all red and sweaty and he litteraly spit while he spoke about it on tv, looking like he was about to have a heart attack. The mayor…

But is that coat white and gold or blue and black?

I returned to ballet class when I was 43 years old and well over 200 pounds. Even though I was twice the age and who knows how many times the size of the other students, sweating like a pig and out of breath most of the lesson, I loved every second of it. Untill lesson no. 2, when I made a perfect double pirouette…

Right, how can you not be engaged once the two of you decided to spend your lives together? In my book, you're already married after you took that descicion. All that's left is signing the paperwork.

I want to become Betty White when I grow up

Nah. You wouldn't mind being fucked by a nice woman. Being raped means having sex against you will, so that rules out the I wouldn't mind part.

That. And the fact that British English is the original, so how can that be an accent?

Maybe you want to take the girl I saw using the roof of the Milan Cathedral as a catwalk for a photoshoot of her in her super short, ass showing mini skirt along, she's already experienced. She'll teach you how to giggle, jump, make peace signs and pout for the best results.

Ah, an Eurovision Song Contest 1986 tribute.