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You are aware of tons of scientific research that states that homeschooled children in general do better in every aspect (cognetive, social, emotional) and that colleges and universities actively recruite homeschooled children? Until their first school day, children get pretty much everything taught by their parents.

Yeah, working moms have to cook, do the dishes, laundry etc. also. But your kids don't mess up your house while they are at childcare and you're not the go to person for volunteer work at school, caregiving for the elders, emergency or structural free babysitting of other working parents and you are not subject to

Wearing socks over your Teva's would actually be an improvement.

I would totally donate my uterus. I really want to get rid of it now because of apocalyptic premenopausal periods but my doctor won't take it out because it is completely healthy. as never given me any trouble, I've used it three pregnancies, fits twins, works just fine.

I went trough Harvard too. Harvard Law School to be more precise. And to be most precise: during my tourist visit to Harvard, the footpath was closed due to maintenance. To get to the other side we were allowed to walk trough the front door and out again trough the back door.

I'm sorry Josie, didn't mean to be mean! With my willpower I'll try to send a hot & nice date over to your door right now.

A pregnant women's bar is a great idea! Babybumpers can meet and talk about their pregnancies, discuss babynames, compare bellies and complain about pains and aches without anoying non preggers (those talks are only interesting while pregnant yourself) and drink Ikea's

Soooo, what does bragging in the Jezebel comment section about how little you mention your relationship at Facebook say about you?

Uhm, let's not gloss over the fact that Queen Elisabeth probably will be alive and reigning by the time Prince George turns 18. Prince Harry being interim king is completely hypothetical.

Uhm, let's not gloss over the fact that Queen Elisabeth probably will be alive and reigning by the time Prince George turns 18. Prince Harry being interim king is completely hypothetical.

And therefore a big yay, because everithing SJP wears is awesome, even if it's ugly.

I really enjoyed giving natural (home)birth 3 times (once a set of twins in only 75 minutes), but I'm just really, really lucky. My friend was not so lucky, having 9 pound twins, nine pounds each that is! First one was jacked out of her with one of those suction things, tearing her perineum to schreds. Then she had to

Lucky you, that you where in the shower. Ever had to dig one up from your sweatpants, somewhere around your ankles?

My postpartum poop (a whole week after the event) took me al lot longer and was a hell of a lot more painfull than the actual delivery of my nine pound baby.

I'm an oatmeal with gorgonzola myself.

Nah, it's Hup Holland Hup. To match the meter of the lyrics. Not because we only cheer for just one part of the country.

Well, the mom was absolutly right when she called her son SOB, hehe.

I see your baby's middlefinger and I raise you this: I have an ultrasound video of my twin boys where you can see twin A grabbing and squishing twin B's nuts.

Thanks for the spoiler, Jezebel. Episode 1 of "I wanna marry Harry" premiered on Dutch TLC just yesterday.