feel free to send more of this story to raphael at jalopnik dot com, this is amazing

Damn. That is solid. Touche` good person. Touche`

zheir.

How about this one?

Gonna be honest, I live near these wildfires and a majority of the people I knew voted Clinton. Chattanooga has a pretty large LGBT population (percentage wise it’s on par with Indianapolis, another pretty liberal city stuck in the middle of no where)

I mean, I understand the anger and frustration, but this is not the way to deal with the situation.

You’re trying too hard. Do less.

Pssst, got a secret for you: You can find art, beautiful scenery, good food, et al down here, too. I know, big shocker.

Go fuck yourself.

But if this was in California you’d be all sympathetic, I’m sure. Fuck off.

Yes, let innocent children burn to death. That sounds like a good idea.

Are those fake window accents really necessary? Couldn’t they have just pulled an FF and not done that?

For those interested in knowing why this is happening I present to you the following information and you can take from it what you will.

I live in the Piedmont and politely disagree (that was my spirit in the Subaru). Much respect for the fear people have but you really need to be out there earning your Snow Driving CE credits, not hunkering down.

“American Horror Story: Camp.” - isn’t it already?

Ouch. Enjoy your time in the sun.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

This should have starred Nick Offerman.

Or how about legalizing drugs and stopping thus bullshit war against citizens?

Unintended consequences: Georgia drivers stop checking their phones at stop lights and check them while driving instead.