feel free to send more of this story to raphael at jalopnik dot com, this is amazing

Are those fake window accents really necessary? Couldn’t they have just pulled an FF and not done that?

I live in the Piedmont and politely disagree (that was my spirit in the Subaru). Much respect for the fear people have but you really need to be out there earning your Snow Driving CE credits, not hunkering down.

Ouch. Enjoy your time in the sun.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

Forgetting that corrosion is a thing and that it can make seemingly simple jobs extremely difficult/impossible on cars that have been through a dozen midwest winters.

Kid, you bend that and you’re grounded till Jesus comes back.

Thinking the basic tools you have on hand can stand-in for a specialized tool. Seriously, Autozone will lend you tools, for free. If you are going to put in the effort, do it right.

Hands down it’s underestimating the time it will take you to complete a job. My rule of thumb is to think of everything that could go wrong, factor that time in, and then double it. Whether it’s a part that you didn’t realize you would need, a tool you don’t quite have, or a nut you’ll strip...you will be under the…

Not using jack stands. That’s way too dangerous to forget about, or not know about.

Just wanted to chime in to say fuck you to everyone getting laid regularly. Yes, I am just jealous, and would almost literally kill to get fingered tonight.

Case in point that the government should not rely on citizens breaking laws as their funding source.

Have they stopped shooting unarmed, innocent people in their stairwells too?

Coulda swore that was Silent Bob from the thumbnail.

'Cheers' to these brave men

The two places I could never work would be a scrap yard and a pet shelter because I'd fall in love with everything and bring it all home.

This is absolutely disgusting.

A barn find with 1 of every Bugatti Veyron version produced, lol.

Thirty years from now, the barn finds in Dubai and other places in the Middle East will leave the jaws agape of our children.

Good thing I only use the top-shelf stuff.