Hand jobs are awesome, and if you think they’re just for teenagers, it’s because your woman (or man) has got no skills.

I’d let her mas... Oh fuck it, I’m too old for this.

Thank you for confirming many American’s worst fears - the end of private gun ownership. Thanks for confirming every ridiculous slippery slope argument that prevents sensible gun reform. Thanks for being a coward that fails to see a larger picture.

I read this as double bruh, which sounds like a very foul tasting chewing gum.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

It’s a very exciting new era where some athletes have exited “the bubble” and are trying to make an impact on the larger, outside world. They are facing criticism form having genuine thoughts and ideas that transcend sports. I hope this trend continues. They are trying to be role models, which is of greater value than…