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Love the Russian crop of the map - carefully avoiding any possible new border lines in Eastern Ukraine

Don't bring LIW into this. She'd have been thrilled! lol

I promise not to write an excel spreadsheet of all the times you didn't give me the sexin' I want and send it to your work email.

OMG I can't believe they pulled it off without a breathless shouty all caps Star cover.

Yep, I smiled. I'll admit it.

Okay, now we need Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo to make a version, too, obviously.

Nah, but it's fun.

This is like the polar opposite of what this article is about, but I have to say there is one thing I absolutely LOVE about airports:

It is the one place, anywhere, that you can - at any moment, completely a propos of nothing - decide "I want to run!" and then just grab your shit and start running. Down hallways, up

Let me be clear: When I say that a secret treasure room may be the best birthday present ever, I don't mean to say that it is the greatest birthday present ever for a four year old, I mean that it is the greatest birthday present ever, full stop. You know, in case anyone reading this is wondering what to get me for my

I refuse to accept this wasn't the second or third thing mentioned.

I think Science Bros trumps all. Iron Man aka Tony Stark and The Incredible Hulk aka Bruce Banner both from the Avengers!

The fact that EW is not an accepted scrabble word is part of my daily struggle on this planet

If everyone else was writing articles titled, "NASA Experiment Into Fringe Physics Drive Yields Confusing Results," I would've been so happy and not bothered to write my own version of things!

"WE are Groot" made me gasp.

Manipulating physics is the basis of so many cool things — wheel barrows, power plants, flight, ice hockey, radio, rigging, high heels, xylophones, and drop spindles all exploit some aspect of physics in a neat and productive manner. There are even ways of tricking physics, following the rules in ways that seem

What on earth would give you the impression he's a jerk? Just because he charted everytime he tried to initiate sex, and sent it to her in an immature email like a petulant child throwing a tantrum, doesn't mean he's a... yeah, never mind.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son