Dark Lord Satin? Master of fine clothes and slippery bed sheets?

Good work, Internet. Here's yet more proof that voicing feedback online and sending your thoughts to big corporations really does work—so don't ever stop.

I am uncertain about that 2nd image. If I place it on my desktop, will it appear all the time, or only when I look at it? Will it prevent me from knowing what tasks are executing and how quickly they are running?

Princess Eilowny is the best - Disney's most underrated movie

Not necessarily. Viewing a woman as an "investment" is not romantic.

Jesus, for that money, I'll get a seamstress to make me the damn costume.

You know, because there's been a rash of homicides where the perp has IBS and is forced to break in a second story bathroom window to take a shit before killing....

I'm a high social monitor so I often sub-consciously adapt my patterns of speech to match those around me. At best it helps me fit in and hopefully not make others uncomfortable, but at worst it sometimes sounds mocking, like I'm trying to imitate someone as a joke. Lying about your family background's a bit…

Yeah, self-confidence is a tough thing to overcome in a STEM field, especially if you don't have the kind of nurturing/encouraging professors to back you up. I fear speaking up because I'm afraid of giving the wrong answer and looking like an idiot. I had this issue for a while (also exacerbated by anxiety) and it…

Yeah, I want the prince to happily marry another woman and never know the mermaid loved him or even who she was. Then I want the mermaid to turn into the foam on the sea and be refused entrance to heaven because mermaids have no immortal souls (duh).
Actually, I think the original story has a far more fascinating…

I just had a very joyful experience. I looked at the title and the first paragraph and thought "yes! I hate Word! Stupid Word! I need this!" and then realized I don't use Word for anything anymore other than periodic updating of my resume which is already formatted. And I love that.

I made it because I love that she looks like she will eat you whole and not even blink.

I eat at McDonalds maybe once or twice a year, I never have "side effects." From what, a hamburger? An egg on an English muffin? I find that puzzling, but perhaps I've just got a stronger tummy.