this is gross. everything you wrote here is just mindlessly paternalistic garbage. 

So they would have the same recourse. The recourse of whatever our legal system is.

Communism is an economic system. Not a legal system. 

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

Aston-Reese didn’t share a locker room with Cooke, but he’s gonna shut up about Wilson since his jaw is wired shut.

Matt Cooke also played for the Capitals so I’m not sure what your point is here.

You should tell the Department of Defense that.

They seem to forget that the NFL is all about being a platform for political speech most of the time, and has taken quite a bit of taxpayer money to toot the horn of nationalism.

Says who?

Is this your first time seeing a basketball highlight? Do you not understand what an amazing pass that was?

In spite of some complaining. You were correct in including Eminem on your list. Carry on.

Are you kidding?

Agreed. Let us eliminate metaphors altogether and only ever speak in stilted, literal English.

“Betrayed”, etymologically from the middle ages meaning “handed one over to one’s enemies”, unknowingly evoking a grizzly death? No, that won’t work either. May have to use something modern like “you hurt my feelings”. Actually, Middle English “hurt” implies a physical strike. That’s jarring, especially since…