It looks slightly better with the right set of aftermarket wheels, the TRD bodykit, and lowering springs. Heck, you could buy all that from the dealership as TRD accesories!

Additional tidbits:

Wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Nope. This is how Baby Boomers write stuff. Self-important, overly wordy and pseudo-intellectual. I can literally HEAR the all-white New Balances and leather smartphone belt holster.

Because of the impending quality controls?

These stupid windsheild stickers that always say the dumbest things, I’ve seen them on a stock Hyundai and whatnot, gets on my nerves lol

Yea but if you shake it more than 3 times then you’re just playing with it.

Fiesta: 1

I keep saying that to myself in the mirror every day....

My college had a car club and I met some interesting people through it. As with any group of car enthusiasts, there are a few BSers.

These were handsome, and the RT’s sounded really nice straight from the factory.

Your dad is a boss.

My Dad once swung a big block Roadrunner around to fit in a tight parking space by doing a burnout (The car was huge and had a crap turning radius for where we were trying to park it). Looked right at me and said “Don’t do that”

I’m surprised at the lack of: “Higher octane gas makes your car faster / gives you more horsepower” crap.

Two things:

Turning on the in-cabin light at night will cause you to go blind and wreck.

it’s not misinformed, you are just bad at it

The whole “shuffle the wheel,never cross your hands while turning” line they feed you at drivers ed.

In zero states is it illegal to drive without shoes. In fact, it’s probably safer than driving in some of the heels/flip-flops/boots that people wear.

Kelly don’t drive stick.