I think there are a lot of issues with race relations/systematic discrimination in the United States that most nonAmericans fundamentally do not understand. It just seems like some of the most clueless comments are coming from Brits and other foreigners. We’d all be better off if (a) people stopped asking British…

Good on you, Mr. Hawk, even though I’m confused as why you’re styling yourself after the Six-Fingered Man.

First the Budweiser ads, now this... what’s going on with Helen Mirren?

Yes. She looks like a 20 year old. She’s a beautiful young woman.

Can we not tell adult women they look like children? She has big eyes and a small nose, but she does not look like a child.

20 years old is too young to do a sexy pose for a sexy magazine?

She’s 28. In what world does she look 13?

Yes, this. I heard an interview with him once, and he was a tantruming about the poor reviews he got for a movie, probably Jersey Girl. His response, “I’m a huge star. I could fuck that critic’s wife any time I wanted.” He kept repeating that, too. As if they critic’s wife was an object with no say in this revenge…

You forgot about getting his dick pwned by his wife and bragging about it on Twitter

...He named her Harley Quinn.

Yes, absolutely. Jewish standard time was a big one I heard growing up, but then I had an Indian friend whose family always said they were on Indian standard time. Really, we were all just late to get everywhere. I’ve had a terrible time trying to kick it as an adult!

You guys are all weird. Would you really avoid products because of someone else’s bad PR?

Eh, I am fine with shaming late people. Journalists, looking for a story, should probably be early.

I’ve heard it used by folks in my Manhattan Modern Orthodox community to refer to how we’re always late for stuff. I’ve never heard a non-Jew use it though.

Right? LOL at “late shaming.” That’s something that would show up on Millenials of New York.

I mean, he sounds like a jerk in general, but being 15 minutes late isn’t exactly something to be proud of.

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

I think the CBS execs finally listened to a Coldplay CD and were like, “Oh shit, that’s not who I thought they were!”

And Jezebel is entirely complicit. One of the only false rape accusations they’ve covered, and they blame it on Islamophobia. Right.