It’s a throwaway Simpsons joke that somehow escaped into the real world. You aren’t missing much.

I pretty much dress the same way I did at fifteen: jeans and a t shirt. The only difference is the cut of my jeans and my shirts fit.

Oh no! Someone doesn’t like a popular thing! My world is ending!

Is there a reason why the world refuses to admit that Hamilton is terrible or what?

So Bobby, totally not my business but is your last name “Finger” because...

How many of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab patients die? Three? Maybe four?

I mean, I GUESS I’ll watch. But from the headline I assumed it was going to be a Freaky Friday style version of WifeSwap. And the moms have to live in dorm rooms or like tiny crowded apartments in Brooklyn and the daughters have to like do their mom’s job and we all have to feel uncomfortable about them being wifely…

In 10 years her cat-self will be dead, it’s the remaining human self will be mortified.

10 in cat years or human years, bc thats really old for a cat.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

This girl is going to be mortified in 10 years.

You know, I can handle the being a cat thing but her shitty goth get-up and bad dye job have to go.

Adequate Man became Rich Woman so gradually we didn't even notice...

Less than a year after I started writing about baseball on a blog I didn't think anyone would read, I was a contributing writer for two national sports websites. Then a third. Then a fourth. I wrote a few book chapters, had a piece in the Wall Street Journal and one in San Francisco magazine. Now I'm writing for…

"I wonder how far I can punt my career?"

Wait, you had to choose between being a partner at a law firm and contributing to Deadspin?

Hey was your law job high profile? Lucrative?

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.